Mr Wolf Clean-up Man

A friend suggested I hire a professional writer to help me with my novel. A few hours soaking up structure with a pro is just what you need to dispel the gloom monsters, he said, handing me the card.

Mr Wolf Clean-up Man

Despite the recommendation, I’m reluctant to employ the services of Mr Wolf. I am dubious about whether one person, no matter how adept at handling messes, can actually help me with anything. Maybe if I hired 20 experts, or 100. They could all sit in my living room sipping coffee and shouting advice.

Scratch that, I don’t think my living room can hold that many egos. I guess what I’m most afraid of that Wolf will say:  Ms Onion, please stop moaning. All writers second guess themselves. Now get yourself together or devote yourself to writing technical manuals. Either way, please be quiet, you are giving me a headache. Thank you, that will be £500. Now where do you keep the sulphuric acid?

One Comment

  1. Ms Onion, please stop moaning.All writers second guess themselves. It ain’t a pretty thing we do. Now get yourself together and work on your novel, or go write technical manuals. Either way, please be quiet, you are giving me a headache.No charge, it’s on the house. ;)Adam

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